Thursday, July 31, 2008

You may be a Drunk if...


Your sick. Oh God in Heaven!!! S-I-C-K. Its bad- headache, the shits, exhausted, muscle aches- you name- you got it.


Dont forget to mention to your doctor that the past three or four days is the first time in over a year you've been without a litre of Jack .


Forgive me. I'm sick of listening to al-keys who think detox is the flu. Or food poisoning. Oh, food poisoning...yea, thats right. If your a drunk, go with God and AA. Option 2: be honest- your a drunk and periodically when you dry out you feel like shit.


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