Break-Up Music is a "NO"

My father has never given me much advice. Thank you, G. More than likely you understand that your advice would be heard and ignored. After all, I'm a prodigy of this thing we call life and most everyone else should be congradualted for wiping thier butt from front to back.

Seriously, my Dad did give me some good advice a while back when I was breaking up with SweetE. I call her that. Dont ask why. I'm not ready to talk about it yet. Yes, its been 3 years but shut the fuck up. I'm still not ready.

Anyhoo! Dad said...."Damn, I know it sucks. Dont listen to sad music when your driving. You'll start to cry and then you'll be all swollen by the time you get to where your going."

This is the best break-up advice anyone has ever given me. EVER. Its practical. Easy to put into practise. On a deep level it means 'Dont self indulge in your own depression.' On a more readily accessible level: Sobbing in your car to "Goodbye My Lover" makes you look like a freak at a red light.