Mom won.

Contest over. Below is the bust of Andrew Jackson.
Mom was supposed to be on the do-not-play list too, but I forgot.
Sneaky.

And sorry Mika- you emailed me *after mom. And even if you hadn't, your smartass "shortbus" comment rendered you ineligible.

Norfolkians. Always gotta say something.

April is National Poetry Month

"The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock."
T. S. Eliot

Do I dare
Disturb the universe?
In a minute there is time
For decisions and revisions Which a minute will reverse.

Design: Paul Sahre

Its A Contest People!

Another addition to the running Weird Craigs List theme. This (and he's got one of Washington and Jackson too) can be yours for the low, low cost of $35.

How about this: $35 to the first person who emails me which President this is.
Ready, Set, GO!


Erin- you can't play.
Sarah- your disqualified too.

Both ya'll too dang smart.

I was so sure no one had heard...

Damnit Lizzie, is nothing sacred!? ;)

UFC Fighter Kaleb the Kitty

I'm searching for my annual, wear-every-day-all-summer-long linen pants.

I went to Bannana Republic and the Sales Associate (she has an Associates in Hor'dom) told me I was "box" shaped. But not too worry because by doing a few squats with some 5 lbs weights in hand I could lift my ass up and pull in "those hips".

She died.

It was sad.