I'm searching for my annual, wear-every-day-all-summer-long linen pants.

I went to Bannana Republic and the Sales Associate (she has an Associates in Hor'dom) told me I was "box" shaped. But not too worry because by doing a few squats with some 5 lbs weights in hand I could lift my ass up and pull in "those hips".

She died.

It was sad.